Alvaro Uribe

This person is a paraco hp

¡Qué día tan Alvaro Uribe Velez!

by imcolombian May 18, 2022

Alvaro

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019

Punch Alvaro

The act of getting high.

Hey dude, I just got a dimebag. Wanna punch Alvaro?

by bazookafox March 18, 2011

Alvaro

Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.

Alvaro, you should leave.

by lololol9999 July 17, 2019

alvaroism

Alvaroism is the best religion hands down, worship alvaro.

Alvaroism is the best, worship Alvaro

by floyaboi November 5, 2021

Alvaro

He's a black man that's really horny that likes to fuck door handles

he's alvaro

by mamang ancika January 15, 2024

Alvaro

A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.

P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”

by Randomdefinerofstuff February 8, 2023