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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.
"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."
by big boy 442 November 14, 2016
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P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.
Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.
by orange_cone July 10, 2010
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Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.
A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"
by jejiho May 21, 2021
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Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.
I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.
by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023
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allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.
“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”
by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023
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