Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 03, 2009
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big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.
"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."
by big boy 442 November 14, 2016
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Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.
Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.
by orange_cone July 10, 2010
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It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day
by urdadnmom November 07, 2019
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latex allergy

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!
by QuacksO June 01, 2018
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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.
My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.
by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017
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Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.
A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"
by jejiho May 21, 2021
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