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alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
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Alastair

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww
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Alastair Bull

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt
by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018
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Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.
Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.
by NikRamen November 6, 2022
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Alastair Cheetham

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender
by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020
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