Ahoy hoy is the way we used to answer the telephone in early days. It was replaced with hello which way the old way of a sign of surprise because Alexander Graham Bell answered the telephone that way because he was full so surprise.
by Joanna0439 July 12, 2020

by Waldosaurous&Bigboobasaurous April 10, 2010

Spongebob: hello mr. krabs Mr. krabs: ahoy me bucko! Spongebob: can i have a promotion? Mr. krabs: not in a million years
by aqwesxcvghj August 11, 2020

by the real hunter moon May 3, 2018

by asdfghxcvbn August 13, 2018

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

A common greeting of email or text message. (Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, suggested using “ahoy” when answering the phone. It was actually Thomas Edison who suggested using “hello.”)
"And the email read, 'Ahoy! To whom it may concern...'
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."
by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
