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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

Overpriced clothing, no different from any other cotton shirt or denim jeans. A company that is trying to sell a pathetic image while brainwashing teens into slapping down $60 bucks for a shirt. Is there some kind of "special material" or "quality" that these shirts have? No, foolhearted children, its just the big fat aberslobby logo that was crudely stamped on by the same malaysian sweatshop worker who made my shirts that I found for 7 bucks. If you think that you feel more comforable in some rags that scream "look at me, I'm rich and pay 60 bucks for a shirt" then you are quite a materialistic person. The store's always blast a thumpin' beat that disgraces any kind of music. They wouldn't want to play anything that would "turn away" any A&F mind jobs and their daddy's fat wallets. Notice all the people that shop there all fit the same type of mold. Rich, materialsitic, dumb, blonde girls, and rich, prep/fag, "popular" guys. I guess all of the money that A&F has been sapping from teens has been put into very good marketing, To bad it wasn't accutually going into making a better product, in to which it should be.
Clueless Blonde:"Hey girls lets go to abercrombie and fitch, my dad just gave me 450 dollars, I can get the 2 new shirts I wanted!"
Materialistic Friends:"Yay!"
A&F Employee/Male Model:"Hey ladies theres a sale on jean marked down to only 129.99!"

Fag1:"I need to go to A&F and spend lots of money"
Fag2:"What did you say?"
Fag1:"I need to go to A&F"
Fag2:"No you didn't, what was that last part?"
Fag1:"Like whateva, girlfriend, you be trippin'"
by TheManofKen January 6, 2005
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abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.
girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!
by val February 5, 2005
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Abercrombie Bitch

noun: A male who refuses to wear any other label than Abercrombie & Fitch.

To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
Hannah: Dayumm, look at that fiiine piece of ass over there!

Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?

Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!

Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011
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Ambercrombie Bitch

A young, tweeny girl who wears Ambercrombie and Fitch as if it's her job. Of course, she will be snooty, bratty, spoiled, and secretly hated by all of her snoot, bratty, spoiled and stupid follower/friends.
Nancy: Look at that girl over there. She's such an Ambercrombie Bitch.

Tiffany: Yeah, so like, someone called me an "ambercrombie Bitch". Wtf is THAT? *annoying giggle*
Friends: *nervous laughs* Uhm...no telling.
by LeeLeeLuvsOzzie October 1, 2008
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Abercrombie Whore

A person who is obsessed and always wears Abercrombie and Fitch
by Emily February 10, 2005
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Abercrombified

Wearing all Abercrombie. Used to describe someone, usually a prep who wears only Abercrombie or one of it's clones.
Dear god, Jess is Abercrombified. Just look at her...
by kash December 7, 2003
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Abercrombie & Bitch

(slang) Offensive name given to one of the major stores on brand whore lane.
Mary: Did you see his shirt?

Lily: Yeah, he got it at Abercrombie & Bitch.
by Ms. Bitch April 22, 2008
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