Abeer

He's not god but he's something similar.

Abeer's a swag god.

by Swaggod_ November 24, 2021

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Aberrosexual

aberrosexual
a·be·rro·sex·ual \ˈabərəoˈsɛksjʊəl \
Noun.

1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Sexual behavioral choice believed to be incorrect or immoral by bigots. One that behaves sexually in a manner believed by bigots to be incorrect, unethical, or immoral. The term is a pseudoscientific umbrella slur designed to pathologize and target bisexuals, fetishists, men-loving-men, lesbians, kinksters, etc. It is pseudoscientific because bigots primarily use it in order to make LGBTQphobic arguments and non-peer-reviewed crank science papers sound credible; additionally, groups are targeted by it on the a priori basis of ethical theories that commit the naturalistic fallacy rather than on the basis of utility for describing empirically testable phenomena or empirically understood things. The term also includes many paraphilias, and it may have been created in a futile attempt to try to group sexual behaviors that are only recently properly understood to be ethical with the paraphilias they were once considered to belong with.

2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual friendly manner, a sentient being that engages in an ethical sexual behavior or an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be "aberrosexual."

Adjective.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Of or relating to what a bigot considers to be unacceptable sexual behavior.

2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual or friendly manner, of or relating to an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be unacceptable.

1. Obnoxious homophobic street preacher: Steve is an aberrosexual, but he's not an aberrosexualist or partisan of the aberrosexual ideology!

Random person: (laughs enthusiastically) Wow, you're one hell of a crackpot!

2. Pseudointellectual homophobic seminar speaker: Aberrosexual behavioral choices are universally frowned upon because they are anatomically and biologically aberrant.

Heroic heckler: Are you an aberrosexual? Because it sounds like you just pulled that out of your ass!

Audience: (erupts in roaring laughter, breaking the tense silence)

3. Fred: Aberrosexual is a scientific term that terrifies those it describes because it cuts through all the deceptive and misleading propaganda.

Magan: (stifles laughter) Fred, I hate having to be harsh with you, but what you just said is the most moronic thing I've ever heard.

4. Rachel: (offers to hold hand)

Mary: (friendly sarcasm) What are you, some kind of aberrosexual? (takes hand and rests her head on Rachel's shoulder)

Rachel: I don't know, are you? (rests her head on Mary's head)

Mary: yes

Rachel: yes

Both: (looks out over the valley as the sun slips behind the beautiful purple, red, orange, and green mountains)

by Gabbie Wolf March 26, 2022

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Abecrombie & Fitch

An elite line of clothing for the sophisticated casual clothes lover. Typically hated and shunned by goths, activists (of any type), geeks, polititians, Christians, and the like. AF models (brand reps) are known for blowing entire paychecks on that day's shipment and then ruining at least one shirt that night from cigarette burns and/or spilled drinks that are most likely not the fault of the wearer but of the incompetent bots around them who can't stick or hold thier liquor right.

Ironically, the hate shown by the abovementioned only causes the popularity and eliteness to be accentuated.

That new Abecrombie & Fitch cashmere cami is so hott.

by _jc_ September 27, 2006

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Abberonica

best friends and really close, takes pictures while one of them is going pee, dresses like whores,loves to make people mad,are NOT lesbians but people think it,they sumtimes kiss and hold hands,they are hated by alot of people,really immature

1.are they sisters? no they are abberonica

2.those abberonicas need to grow up

3.its NOT hot when Abberonica kiss

by AbbyKristine August 26, 2007

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