Abe Lincoln 

When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.

"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"

Abe Lincoln by Milfy :) February 9, 2012

abe lincoln 

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

abe lincoln by McGyver March 2, 2005

Abe Lincoln 

When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!

Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln by DAHEADBAGR March 25, 2009

Abe Lincoln 

you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum

that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe

Abe Lincoln by joe horwitz July 7, 2003

Abe Lincoln 

A dick with a harry head.

Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!

Abe Lincoln by Shizzle fa rizzle July 17, 2003

abe lincoln 

U.S. president that American history teacher,Mr. Browne, is obsessed with.

Mr. browne has a life size cardboard cut out of old abe at home.

abe lincoln by anonymous March 4, 2005

abe lincoln 

ha ha haa haha ahahahaaaaa

no n ono non on ono no no

abe lincoln by Dirty pisshead February 28, 2005