Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

by rusaidmj November 16, 2006

Abe Lincoln

a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.

After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.

by herstw to the jgray March 5, 2011

Abe Lincoln

when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"

try it! she'll laugh her ass off

by momucka August 15, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When you are getting head and are about to bust, have one of your boys come in and simultaniously blast a wad on the back of her neck. She will think that the nut blew through the back of her head. Just like Abe in the theatre.

Perfected at West Virginia University...
Beverly Avenue

by Choach Hyena March 23, 2005

Abe Lincoln

While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.

Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.

I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.

by SpicyPMS October 13, 2009

Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!

by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009

Abe Lincoln

An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!

by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012