Shed

A place to masturbate

Remember in 7th grade, when we dared Nathan to masturbate in the shed. That was so gross!

by Ashanna August 14, 2008

shed

short for shithead, used when you are too lazy or to tired to say it all

JE: "Freaky F you're a fat mastard grick sumbitch"
Freaky F: "yeah, but you be a shed"

by derf January 22, 2005

Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

by Lover of frogs October 2, 2013

shed

The coolest spot among teenagers and middleaged men to go wack it or pull the pork

Gage:hey man you wanna go wack it my grandmas shed

Jose:sure dawg as long as we don't get caught jerkin our gerkin again

by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013

shed

a small shack, made of wood, sometimes found in a forrest or garden. can be used for certain activites, such as 'shed lovin' and 'hanky panky'

man: mate, its been a week, think i'm gonna take her to the shed

by SHED massif. April 29, 2010

shed

place of immoral goings on.

by CL October 14, 2003

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 2, 2005