Keegan

Keegan is a short white fat kid who always seem to annoy everybody. He likes to follow others around. When he gets mad at lunch he just has a slight grin on his face. If you say I'm gonna pull a keegan most kids in my school would understand. It just means he is going to attempt/shoot up the school. It will never happen tho

Bro if you dont stfu I'm gonna pull a keegan

by actsblack May 30, 2019

Keegan

An amazing guy that gets the best of himself sometimes, and doesn't see how great he really is. Usually an asshole, and only nice to a selected few.

There goes Keegan again, cursing that girl out.

by How Could He Be So Heartless December 23, 2008

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

Keegan

Keegan is a crazy ass crackhead that acts like he doesn’t care but really cares a lot more than he leads on he’s sweet, smart, and hot he has a bad temper at sometimes

Keegan stop acting like a crackhead

by Crazyassbitch3010 March 11, 2020

Keegan

The all-time hot kid. Every girl has had a crush on him at one point. If you're a girl and haven't had a crush on him you're mentally insane. No matter if he just got a stupid hair cut, weird outfit, or even broke his pinky, he's still hot as shit ;)

"OMG look!!! It's Keegan! <3"

by Tristan Utsler January 25, 2019

Keegan

Abstract being, superior to all.

THOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO KEEGAN!!

by ABSTRACTIFICATION November 17, 2021

keegan

adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation

Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.

by Rokrin January 18, 2009