A jonesy

An incredibly stupid decision or somthing that makes no sense at all so bad it's like 1 + 1 = 33 when somthing is so rediculus you can't find a word to describe it It's a jonesy

Oh my wtf is he thinking he must be doing a jonesy

Is that the dumbest thing you have ever seen

Yes it's a jonesy for sure

My god that is so thick it's a jonesy

by We love bondy December 9, 2018

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Get the A jonesymug.

Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

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Get the Agent jonesymug.

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)

When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.

by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024

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