have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010

want a cookie

another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.

guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom

guy: I'm bored

girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue

by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009

Have a cookie.

"Go Fuck Yourself"

When engaging in a debate and the opposition is too dim witted to grasp the concept so you politely suggest they, "Have a cookie."

Most effective in public places or in mixed polite company.

by St. Evil October 3, 2009

you want a cookie

response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.

Max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon: You want a cookie?

by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday March 23, 2012

filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up

person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!

by DJWeezy July 20, 2003

Want A Cookie

What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)

David B.:(Staring)

Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!

David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!

Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*

Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky February 20, 2009

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012