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zinger

Zinger, or zingers is an evil weapon that Minnesotan kids from the graduating class of the 2010s decade would use to torment their peers with. The weapons were intricately made by taking apart mechanical pencils and using staples or other pieces of metal they could find to shoot other kids with. Teachers never caught on because it was insanely fast.
WTF? He just hit me with a fucking zinger, that shit stings like a bitch.
by salsaalyssa October 15, 2016
mugGet the zingermug.

zinger

when a woman roofies a man with viagra.
i didn't want to have sex with her, but she zingered me and i had no choice.
by bunny126 May 14, 2011
mugGet the zingermug.

zinger

opposite of the shocker; whereas it's ONE in the pink and TWO in the stink.
man i gave sally the ol' zinger last night and she freaked!
by sickbastard June 29, 2007
mugGet the zingermug.

Zinger Clegg

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole
I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg
by CleggMaster May 2, 2019
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Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
by Nare September 20, 2015
mugGet the Manicured zingermug.

Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!
by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019
mugGet the Zoltar Zinger!mug.

Zinger Zack

Someone quick with the comebacks; a person who always has a smooth, witty reply.
Yo, Shashauna, your man is such a Zinger Zack. I can't dis him without getting burned by his verbal quickness.
by diamondelle September 22, 2006
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