He is a pedo He might seem okay at first but once you get to know him he starts trying to hook up with you.
by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 10, 2022
Get the Zayden Harutomug. A Zayden is usually very short, specifically 5'0. He enjoys egg nog, dried mangoes, and Mark Zuckerberg. He is genuinely scared of officer earl (cloudy with a chance of meatballs). Stay away from anyone named Zayden, his height difference means he is perfectly leveled to punch you in the balls.
Guy 1: yo watch out for that bozo, zayden over there, he has super powers from his mango and he will hit your balls so hard that they pulverize.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
by ToeTickler7 December 3, 2022
Get the Zaydenmug. 
by rosenberger December 6, 2023
Get the Zaydenmug. A name that belongs to someone that you squirt on. Usually found in the wiwi hallways. Coya zayden is known for being BFFs with adina venae and kiara bonnie. Has a crush on montana and ricardo. Coya is usually found with a 3$ speaker in his hands that later on breaks in several pieces after blasting pound the alarm ear exploder for an hour straight.
Coya Zayden: Omg that is so embarrassing for u bc thats just so embarrassing like thats so embarrassing help im getting first hand second hand and number 2 embarrassment from that because thats so embarrassing.
by namisluvr October 27, 2021
Get the coya zaydenmug. His name means, "The Zesty One". He is always a cute boy with an adorable chubby face and curly hair.
He is a jokester and usually entertaining, though he sometimes doesn't know when to stop.
You will always know when he is around, because he is very, very loud. You will usually hear him yelling phrases like, "Suck my toes" (a slip that shows his zestyness), "Giggity, gigging, goo", "Womp, womp", and "Gyaaat" (he secretly loves guys with a big gyaaat).
He also loves movies that show the male anatomy in its full uncensored glory.
All in all, he is a great guy that you would be privileged to know. The Zesty One is always a blast to be around.
He is a jokester and usually entertaining, though he sometimes doesn't know when to stop.
You will always know when he is around, because he is very, very loud. You will usually hear him yelling phrases like, "Suck my toes" (a slip that shows his zestyness), "Giggity, gigging, goo", "Womp, womp", and "Gyaaat" (he secretly loves guys with a big gyaaat).
He also loves movies that show the male anatomy in its full uncensored glory.
All in all, he is a great guy that you would be privileged to know. The Zesty One is always a blast to be around.
That Zayden is the very definition of zesty!
by DirtyLizard December 23, 2024
Get the Zaydenmug. zayden is a cool laid back dude but if you test him he gon knock yo noodles back and he is a money getter forever solid no fake love .
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the zaydenmug.