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penis in your mouth

The words penis in your mouth is when you have a “one inch wonder” in you mouth.
I’m going to put my penis in your mouth tonight.

penis in your mom 

when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS 

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

your sucking the meat off his penis 

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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