Your Mom

The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.

Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.

by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020

Your Mom

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .

You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*

by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny

I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

Your Mom

a shitty insult that doesnt work at all and for some reason became a meme

Person 1:Your Mom's Gay

Person 2:wtf is wrong with all these retards???

Person 3: Your Mom HAHAHAHAHA

by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018

Your Mom

Gay

“Your Mom Gay”

by Saggy saga bou June 1, 2018

Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021