you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

you all suck

Something you might hear or read when you play team based online games and one elitist player thereon feels his team doesn't play well.

You all suck, especially Luchano.

by Dogtag21 September 05, 2016

You Fucking Suck

To be a faggot on the next level.

kyle. you fucking suck.

by justindewitt September 17, 2008

Suck you in

When males are too old to get tucked in then their wonderful wife or lover gives them some pre-bedtime oral pleasure.

Her: "Going to bed sweetie?"
Him: "Yep."
Her: "Ok honey after I finish peeling this potato I'll be up to suck you in"
Him: smiles
Her: smiles too

by Him-is-Me March 05, 2010

suck you

Suck you is fuck you and you suck combined, for when that person really just fucking sucks.

Well suck you. Ass hole

by Twistersfury September 13, 2018