by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 11, 2004
Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.
- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!
- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!
- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!
by Dr. Weldingstuff April 25, 2017
To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013
Something you might hear or read when you play team based online games and one elitist player thereon feels his team doesn't play well.
You all suck, especially Luchano.
by Dogtag21 February 21, 2016
by justindewitt September 8, 2006
When males are too old to get tucked in then their wonderful wife or lover gives them some pre-bedtime oral pleasure.
Her: "Going to bed sweetie?"
Him: "Yep."
Her: "Ok honey after I finish peeling this potato I'll be up to suck you in"
Him: smiles
Her: smiles too
Him: "Yep."
Her: "Ok honey after I finish peeling this potato I'll be up to suck you in"
Him: smiles
Her: smiles too
by Him-is-Me March 5, 2010
by Twistersfury September 13, 2018