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Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.
"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"
by CircleJerk1224 May 11, 2013
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Xander Harris

A Character on WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" is uasually the comic relief or the one Buffy has to rescue. Once referred as "Demon Magnet". He usually wears causal clothes and when he was at Sunnydale High, used to skateboard a bit.

Is a playable character on the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" video game and appeared in many "Buffy" novels and episodes.
You: watching a episode "God, Xander Harris always get the demon mangets."
Me: "Well there was Ms French, who was a Praying Mantis, Anya Jenkins who used to be Anyanka a Wish Demon, but how do I classify 'highschool' Cordy?"
You: *snicker* "In the "bitch" section!"
by Lisa Parnell December 29, 2007
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Xander

Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!
Xander is awesome
by Xagrono povicidus September 27, 2018
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Xander

Xander is from Russia and has the characteristics of a bear.
by youwillneverknowbutmaybe June 22, 2010
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xander

an alternative to the name alexander that is used when therre are too many people whos name is alex.
alex b.: hey alex s.
alex s.: hey alex b.
alex b.: hey alex B.
alex s.:hey alex q.
alex q.: dont call me alex anymore call me xander.
by stardestroyer96 October 13, 2009
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Xangel

18 rocny vyfetovany mozog s nevyhonenym kokotom
Si videl toho typečka? Čistý xangel
by Majkl Dzordan March 27, 2022
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Jackson Xanders

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.
"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"
by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021
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