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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021
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Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio
The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.
by e you know June 30, 2016
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wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears
Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.
by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010
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Wonker

On short, it's "idiot" in the ancient British language.
Guy: What's up, guys!
British mf all pumped up: FOOK YOU WANT, STOOPID WONKER
by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020
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