chinball wizard

A man who likes to suck dick (and thereby likes having his chin to someone's balls).

That chinball wizard drinks more semen than water.

by Orca January 27, 2003

Witzickness

All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.

Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"

by TRSGiant<3 May 14, 2011

Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

by teamludobagman March 11, 2019

penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

I am the Black Wizards

I am the Black Wizards is the seventh track from " In the Nightside Eclipse ", the debut album of Emperor, one of the most influential (and best) Black Metal bands ever.

It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.

Metalhead 1 : Wow, I am the black wizards' guitar riff is amazing ! and the drumming is really powerful and fast !

Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.

Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !

by BlackEmperor December 16, 2011

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard are doom band from England. They formed in 1994 and reached their absolute peak with the release of Dopethrone in 2000. Lead guitarist and vocalist Jus Oborn is the only founding member remaining after the departure of Mark Green and Tim Bagshaw in 2003. Electric Wizard are known for their extreme cannabis use. Weed is practically a member of this band.

"i'm hiiiiighhhhh nigga...let me put on some tunes...what do you want?"

"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*

by sanfun n sun December 24, 2007