Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."
One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.
Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.
Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.
Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.
Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.
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Get the DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT mug.When you have nothing else to say because the topic made you either embarrassed, angry, or laugh too hard.
by Bootylicuos April 22, 2014
Get the i'm so done with you mug.Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011
Get the i can't even with you mug.Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions
Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you
by A*A April 16, 2014
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Get the Im not fucking with you mug.Whats wrong with you ! When an exclamation is included ! This meaning is an insult, a real put down, accusing a person of not being sane or being inhumanly incorrect
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