Willem's Huge Erection

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.

Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!

by Willem April 9, 2005

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Willem Dripfoe 🥶 👌

Guy 1: hey we should go get some coffee
Guy 2: Willem Dripfoe 🥶 👌

Guy 1: Willem Dripfoe 🥶 👌

by Willem Dripfoe 🥶 👌 December 27, 2021

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willem

a person who constantly gets angry about their country's name being mistaken with a part of it

"where are you from?"
"netherlands"
"oh i love holland!"
"it's fucking netherlands"
"oh don't be such a willem"

by orann April 23, 2020

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Willem

A small shit with glasses

Willem is defined by a small shit

by Colldfam November 10, 2020

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Willem Bubica-Smith

An absolute idiot who's parents pay people to be friends with him To be a "Willem' is an absolute disgrace and a burden on humanity. Such idiocy should deserve all terrible things in the world and should be put to death.

Holy shit your such a Willem bubica-smith

by Big_Hot_Man June 24, 2020

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Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020

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