whiteley

greatness-future pope and leader of all men (and creator of all things humourous)

Geeza No. 1: Right here's a joke - a geeza goes into a bar and downs 20 pints and eats 30 packets of peanuts - he feels fine until he comes to go home when on the way he pebble dashes 2 houses
Geeza No. 2: man you're such a whiteley!

by artful dodger December 19, 2003

whitee

turning white then throwing up from too much weed :)

"dude did you see that he jst pulled a whitee"
"yeh i know dude he jst puked all over the place"
"strong shit"

by suggar January 17, 2008

Alex Whitley

A local Texan native to Bedford, active in politics. Played high school football for Trinity High School. Current City Council Treasurer. Bright Orange hair.

Alex Whitley is a politician in Texas.

by BriefNoodles March 23, 2022

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

The hottest chick in the world. Growing up in Devon, she was bullied and teased at school for having a double-barrelled name, small breasts, and for her full lips (now one of her most famous assets). She got voted Miss Big Mouth because she talked constantly and, after a growth spurt at the age of 13, Girl Most Likely To Become A Supermodel. Then she grew 20. And how. She's a victoria's secret model and is one of the hottest females on the planet. The best part about her is that she is the nicest and kindest human being.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ugly duckling syndrome model victoria's secret hot babe

by primeoptimusssss October 21, 2011

Whiteley

Noun - A work colleague who is unknown; has no friends; is a loner.

Verb - To be used when someone is very annoying / has very bad dress sense.

God, my boss is being such a 'Whiteley' today

by Pk123uk May 3, 2011

Whitleigh

A girl who seems to be sweet but she will pretend to be all nice and at the last minute and strike she is normally a biter she is mean and will beat you up for no reason

Whitleigh is scary I don’t think you won’t to mess with her

by Irjdidksbehks January 12, 2020

Whiteest

Thé Whiteest type of functional functionality; while playful, so not playing it or "playing" tö maximum rate that one could not dividend return rate invest on...anti-Laggert

If one is always gayest when dating, Blackest when angry, thén Whiteest when sulken, sullen, gloomy and or wearing red lipstick as if you say all da Blacks Åre men, all women Åre White and all gays whether homosexual ie homogeneity/ homogenous/ homogeneity seeking or not remain happy.

by Brassδάκρυ March 15, 2020