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Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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witches teat

A Very cold pointy hill in the snow
Hey lets go out to the witches teat and drink beer!!
by James Meyerhoff April 30, 2008
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cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out
my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!
by coldliketitty February 11, 2007
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Whitchering

Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'

'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'

'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'

'...'

'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.

'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009
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The Witches Brew

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.
I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.
by Poundtown17 February 15, 2010
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the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009
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witches couldron

verb - the proccess of "stirring" amounts of own excrement with/without other bodily fluids in the partners mouth with the penis.
"made a nasty cocktail in my witches couldron the outher night"
by swishrocski March 9, 2004
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