A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
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Get the cold as a witches titty mug.Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
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'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009
Get the Whitchering mug.When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.
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Get the Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow mug.verb - the proccess of "stirring" amounts of own excrement with/without other bodily fluids in the partners mouth with the penis.
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