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What a bro knows never goes to the hoes 

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.
Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

What’s goody in the hoody? 

Introductory phrase that means what’s up or what’s going on. Used to spice up introductions and leave a creative impression.
Hey, what’s goody in the hoody? I never hear from you often.

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

what's really good in the hood 

A friendly greeting... how are things going with you?

what's good with the butt? 

what guys ask chicks to see if they're willing to do anal.
sex is great but what's good with the butt?

I asked her what's good with the butt and she said "damn I thought you'd never ask."