Werewolf Vegetarian

A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.

This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.

"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"

"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."

by Atreyu October 18, 2007

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werewolf fishing

when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.

bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing

by woah wait a sec. April 13, 2011

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werewolves

a person who has the ability to change into a wolf-like creature. they can do this of there own free will but are forced to change whenever the moon is full. they usually have hightend senses and seem to attract humans with a kind of pheramon. some believe that when they change they loose control of there actions and the animal inside takes over. but i believe that if they exist they can control what they do and where they go. it is suspected they area alergic to silver, and wolfs bane. getting bitten by one of these creatures ensures you will become one. there is also having unprotected sex which will also cause one to become a werewolf. there are also other myths, such as drinking from the footprint of a werewolf, or drinking downstream from a pack. its said that the werewolf that sired you cannot physically harm you without harming himself, so he must have other members of the pack do so. i dont believe that but....whatever. the status of the pack is pretty similar to that of a regular wolf pack. a male and a female alpha are the leaders, fallowed by the beta. of course, there are also rogue wolves who live on there own. the only way that a werewolf can be cured, (if this is even possible) is to kill the wolf that sired him/herself.

the pack of werewolves changed as the moon rose...and embraced the sweet night....

by emoinkirkland September 1, 2008

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Werehorse

a person with a horse-like face who is a complete and utter bitch.

Is a bit different in the way that it is only not evil on the night of a full moon.
Can only be killed by being shot with a platinum bullet as it believes itself to be far too superior for silver.
Is angered by being ignored.

"Wow, that manager George is a real werehorse!"
"Yeah, she's a real bitch!"
"you could even say she was a werewhore too"
"Heh, werewhorehorse.."

by sam dickinson September 24, 2009

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internet werewolf

An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.

Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!

Post-Transformation:

Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!

Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game

Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!

Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..

Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!

Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

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