Andrew Lloyd Webber

Composer.His music is creepy. Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy.
Also, he looks crazy. See: paedophile

"Holy shit, Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy"
"I know! He so totally molested my son"
"Dude, that's wrong"
"Yuh I know, what a creep"

by Faux-faux May 07, 2006

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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 06, 2005

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the dirty Webber

The dirty Webber is the act of eating a womens asshole in the shower while water runs down her back entering her ass crack. The ass eater then proceeds to choke on said water, after this is accomplished in the midst of chocking the eater of the ass hole accidentally zurburts the wrinkled star fish.

My buddy offered to eat his girlfriend's ass in the shower and ended up giving her the dirty Webber.

by Zon featering just the DJ . April 20, 2024

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