WANK

A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers

The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

by Michin Crayon May 28, 2018

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 24, 2007

Wank

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk"
2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!"
"Go jerk off, wanker!"
"Fuck off wank stain."
"Fuck off wanker!"
"Stop being a wanker."

by John Cocksucka March 18, 2015

wank

Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)

Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!

by An English teen who uses the word on a semi-regular basis July 29, 2008

wank

wank means, Fondle the genitals.

"I`m feeling horney, I think I shall have a wank." Also used as swear word, "You are a wanker"

by wanc March 5, 2003

wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.

I caught him wanking in the highway.

by sucker August 7, 2003

wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.

1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*

by Anonymous February 9, 2003