twat waffle

1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.

2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.

1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.

2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.

by Fahq2 March 30, 2007

twat waffle

A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!

The twat waffle last night was amazing

by greg gill May 13, 2008

twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

by dirtnastyOSU December 14, 2010

twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

by your mom's cafe September 14, 2007

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night January 25, 2016

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE November 18, 2008

twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.

Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night

by therealgfromia July 25, 2009