What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.

Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!

by akararules July 6, 2010

What The Mother?

A phrase used in a state of confusion. Can be used when someone says something completely ridiculous. An expression used when "what the eff??" or "what the hell?" just don't cut it.

It is also used during experiences of shock and extreme irony.

Adam: (telling the guys a story at the lunch table) We took the car doors off of my car and put them on Jeff's car, then we drove around town for 40 minutes with the heat blasting.

Vinnie: Adam, What the Mother??? it is effing June!!!! hahah

by The Group...VL February 10, 2010

What The Fuc- BOOM

When a person begins to say " What The Fuck" or WTF, but is cut of by an explosion. This phrase is becoming popular on video sites such as YouTube

Man 1: Dude, cut the red wire!

Man 2: B-B-But Im color blind!

Man 1: What The Fuc- BOOM!

by Alpha-Julian February 10, 2010

What the fork

"What the fuck" in the good place

What the fork is a Chidi?

by Eleanor Shellstrop January 31, 2019

What the Frazier fuck

When a large amount of fuckery occurs involving a convention show runner and you are at a loss for words

James owes everyone how much money?! What the Frazier fuck!

by BeckInPdx October 24, 2019

What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

What the BBQ?

A statement of incredulity used to describe one's confusion regarding a situation without the use of expletives. Derived from the statement OMGWTFBBQ, where BBQ is added specifically as a random statement. As such, it is a way to question something random that occurred.

Student 1: That test was so hard!
Student 2: I know! What the BBQ?!

by The Source of All Evil May 28, 2010