War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by anonymous September 27, 2023

War Thunder

A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.

War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.

by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023

War thunder rizz

charizzma or ability to attract a mate due to knowledge of military machinery and facts about the hit game war thunder.

my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".

by DieWirblesturm January 23, 2024

War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

War thunder

A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans

War thunder is pain

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 17, 2022

War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.

"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"

by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023