War thunder

War thunder is a free game for people whom have too much knowledge on military vehicles it is very concerning and is also has a very strange player base known words in war thunder:

Skill issue

Mad cuz bad

Get good
Just don’t die

War thunder player:” just died in a game I didn’t get any kills”
War thunder chat: “skill issue”

by Egguth gleg uth December 10, 2022

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025

War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.

"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"

by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023

War Thunder

a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day

i hate War Thunder i want to cry

by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024

War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

War thunder rizz

charizzma or ability to attract a mate due to knowledge of military machinery and facts about the hit game war thunder.

my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".

by DieWirblesturm January 23, 2024