vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

by kari1981 January 4, 2011

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 14, 2005

Vertical Smile

Large Vagina lips, over sized vagina lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or Black hole into another universe. A breeding grounds for duck butter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.

Holy shit dude... You would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

I cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile...

Someone needs to introduce her to summer's eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! I just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now I fear gum decease! This is worse than fatty remorse!

by Savage Mule October 7, 2009

vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

by TooSick4U March 20, 2010

vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 5, 2007

Vertically Challenged

1. A Club... A Family... A Way of Life... PERIOD.

2. International Custom car and Minitruck club founded by John "The Godfather" Salas, and Mike "OG DOUGHBOY" Panova in 1998, based in Houston Texas.

Vertically Challenged is the hardest partying MINITRUCK club on the planet!

by WHATABURGER(VC) April 16, 2009

vertical smile

Vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, clit, sock, reversed penis, love maker, love breaker, dick rider

You have a pretty smile, I bet your vertical smile is even better

by 07sti kinda guy October 16, 2010