Skip to main content

Verizon

A cell phone service provider that claims to have signal nearly everywhere. However, there is no signal in vaginas. (Seriously, if you don't believe me, try it!)
person 1: Okay I'm calling you!
person 2: You are?
person 1: Yeah, it's not ringing?
person 2: ...Nope. Dang Verizon.
by CallWaiting January 31, 2009
mugGet the Verizon mug.

Verizon Wireless

A cell phone company who thinks they are so great, when in fact, they actually suck. They lure you into the store with their "hot" new phones like the Chocolate and then a month later your sitting with your new phone realizing you can't do anything cool with it. Then you call Verizon asking for help, and they act like they couldn't care less.

Then maybe you record a cool video and want to transfer it to your computer with Bluetooth. Oh wait, you can't because your shitty phone company you went with doesn't allow it.
You decide you want to return your phone and get the iPhone wannabe Voyager. Then you realize it has the same interface as your chocolate and return it. Now your stuck with a two year contract with a shitty phone company, not to mention all the hidden charges that come along with your already uber-locked down phone.
AT&T Customer: "Hey Mike, want me to send you that cool song I just recorded and saved as my ringtone."

VZ Customer: "Hey sure, Thanks!" (Gets sound 6 hours later after it being sniffed by Verizon for possible traces of ripping them off).

VZ Customer: "Yo robby, I got dat sound, but i can't save it as my ringtone. We both got have the RAZR"

AT&T Customer: "Yes My Friend, but you have Verizon Wireless. You can't have fun." (Starts uploading limewire content to phone)...Verizon customer goes to cry in corner.
by ssavoy December 20, 2007
mugGet the Verizon Wireless mug.

verizons

Another word for DSL. Used to describe a woman with dick sucking lips.
I would love to get head from her, she's got some verizons.
by pscholar December 9, 2008
mugGet the verizons mug.

verizon

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"
This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?
by Mike Graves May 17, 2006
mugGet the verizon mug.

johnathan (gay verison)

He like men alot a skinny 100 pound virgin with fuck boy hair and is a cringey "hypebeast"
Johnathan is a faggot Johnathan (gay Verison) .
by gayassnibbbba October 21, 2017
mugGet the johnathan (gay verison) mug.

Verison

When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!
by Mike C. March 11, 2005
mugGet the Verison mug.

verilon

verilon is Hot Pants a la Zaia.
by Zaia January 26, 2004
mugGet the verilon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email