A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 18, 2010
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Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
"I'm making velociraptor noises right now."
by Snowy Sky April 21, 2017
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A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.
"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"
by rwrecks August 7, 2015
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A species of Maniraptoran Theropod datimg back to 70 million years ago, They are known for their quick speed, small stature, and a feathered body resembleling that of a hawk
You are as agile as a Velociraptor.
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A velociraptor is not what you are generally told as being tall and scaly they were feathered all over. also they are around, 1.6 FT tall. they also did not live in a park on a fictional island. they generally hunted prey species such as little lizards small, mammals, eggs, and baby dinosaurs. they are also a dromeosaurid which consists of many species including velociraptors. they also lived around 75 million years ago then they went extinct for good but their lineage continues today in birds.
by BingleBingustheGreat January 20, 2023
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