vatican donut 

An intimate sexual position consisting of one male protruding another males anal canal with his penis.

It gets it's name from Vatican City, in which women are not permitted, hence if any intercourse is to go on inside the Vatican, it must be man in man.

The "donut" part of the term comes from the anal canals shape which resembles somewhat of a sweet bakery treat, ie a donut.

AKA "dirty gay bumsex"

I heard Bob and Fred love their Vatican Donuts!

vatican donut by Rowan Pattymelon September 1, 2006

Vatican steamer 

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

Vatican steamer by felixir April 1, 2009

Vatican blessing 

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

Vatican blessing by Nitto October 17, 2017

vatican postage stamps 

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

vatican postage stamps by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

Vatican fountain by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Vatican Syndrome 

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.

“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”

Vatican Syndrome by Carnefice November 14, 2021

Vatican Venus Flytrap

A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey

Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!

Vatican Venus Flytrap by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025