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french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009
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my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.
by Jejeejje July 19, 2020
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March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird
Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy
by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021
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Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.
Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011
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vasectomy

no kids ever, but cream pies forever^^
You should get a vasectomy bae, i don’t want any kids.
by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023
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vasectomy

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023
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