french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird

Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy

by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021

Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Radiological Vasectomy

Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.

My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues

by New Healthcare terms by MP May 5, 2025