The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.
by fucktokeeplove March 2, 2011
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by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
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Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
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by Happyhak February 20, 2011
Get the Valentines Day mug.February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.
This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.
by darwinplanet February 6, 2012
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by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015
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cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020
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