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man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.
by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008
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Violating

Violating Is a term used by African Americans Males Usually From New York Meaning to verbally take it to far which could start a fight or to put there hands on them the wrong way which also leads to a fight.
yo ma nigguh u be violating wit em momma jokes

****punches the kid who made the jokes in the face****
by WhiteBOyWITblackBRAIN July 11, 2009
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human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need
Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change
by American_tool November 10, 2016
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Violanita

An Asian fruit that usually gets scared by the nature of a wild Kirby and Absol. A Violanita is hard to capture in a pokeball and is super stubborn when it comes to a wild Kirby's class. Absol and Kirby wish to stroke the gladderball of Violanita. We both know the Violanita wants the stroking.
Let us stroke your gladderball Violanita!
by You know who the fuck I am April 25, 2015
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viola king

He’s a meme created by TwoSetViolin (Eddy is the “actor” that represents this character). It is said that he’s better than Ling Ling.

Once upon a time (1500), a luthier called Kachikawawa made violins for the musicians that played at court for the king. The king wanted more bass at the orchestra, so he contacted Kachikawawa and created the Cello and the Double-Bass. Then, this luthier made a mistake while cutting the wood that was supposed to be a violin in the future. It was too big for a violin case, but too small for a cello one. It was a disaster, so the King and Kachikawawa decided to keep the secret. It didn’t go really well. Ling Ling was listening the conversation and he told everyone about it! The world wanted to know about this creation, so Kachikawawa and the King finally agreed on the fact that they should keep creating that instrument. They named it “viola”, and everyone loved it!

Throughout time, people were very ill and they found out that it was caused by the frequencies that the viola emitted. To destroy it, there was needed a sacrifice, so the King grabbed the viola, played some notes and suddenly, he died. It is said that his soul’s still living in his helmet.
Brett: Wow! Have you heard that The Viola King is even better than Ling Ling because he practises 40 hours a second?!?
by Skaia June 22, 2019
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violalow

Refers to the League Of Legends Ranked elo in which the washed up player "Viola Factor" can be found .
This is also known as Diamond IV
i lost so many games , dude. im in Violalow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Violalow
by JohnChina November 8, 2021
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clandestine violator

An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.

Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.

If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!

Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.

Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!

Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.

Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
by sandy_x December 9, 2012
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