The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016
Get the Vacation Dickmug. by billy the bob joey May 22, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)
Fwb
the D
Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Sizable dick one gets during a vacay: usually a tropical locale filled with dudes with stereotypically large dongs.
It's like that age-old joke:
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
by UpvoteEverything June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"
Boyfriend dick
Boyfriend dick
by Joynucci May 14, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.
The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.
by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019
Get the vacation dick energymug. A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.
Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.
by spizzike March 22, 2017
Get the dick vacationmug.