vigolate

The action of repeatedly telling crazy stories, either true or inspired, that result in friends laughing their arses off to the point of having tears rolling down their faces and struggling to breathe.

After struggling to breath between laughing during an ongoing story of why there are no velociraptors in Greece, it could not be denied everyone at the bar had been vigolated.

by Bigfoot's Sidekick September 19, 2019

Viggoto

(noun)
VEE-guh-doe
vee-GO-toe (Italian inflection)

Any interesting fact or piece of trivia that is well-known among a demographic, and which newcomers use to impress their new friends (who have already heard the fact many times before).

Alternatively, the fact may be told TO the uninitiated, in an attempt to impress or bore them.

Derives from "Viggo's Toe", an incident where Viggo Mortensen (playing Aragorn in The Two Towers) went off-script and screamed in genuine pain, because he had actually broken his toe while kicking a deceptively heavy helmet. This fact, while interesting, is one of the most famous "behind-the-scenes" bits of trivia across the entire Lord Of The Rings fandom.

Kyle: "Did you know that Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss hated each other during the filming of the Matrix movies?"
Chad: "Everyone knows that, it's a classic viggoto."

by eatfresh4evr October 5, 2021

John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK

stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???

by the lil man with the plan May 2, 2019

Vigorli

A slang name for the sexual pairing between actors Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom. Use of the term implies frequent sexing usually with Viggo topping. Sometimes spelled viggorli

Vigorli is seriously the hottest lotr slash pairing there is.

by vatulele March 25, 2008

Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

vigorousity

1. The movement to live and act with vigor and energy.
2. The state of mind that Vigorousity will make you a better person in everyday life. Positive thinking and always trying to better ones self.
3. The YESSSSSSSSSSS will start the way to Vigorousity.

Jonesy strives to live his life with vigorousity by headbutting NCC Turds who are non-believers!

The vigorousity Jonesy shows in the gym is just the beginning to make him a better person.

by VIGOROUS JONESY February 25, 2008

Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)

This low-life Michael Edward Wilson drives around Belmont, NC and surrounding areas, causing altercations and then video taping the reaction. He posts his videos on youtube MW77698 and tries so hard to make himself out to be the victim. He is a danger to society. He instigates dangerous situations and will even follow you to your destination. He enjoys stalking teenage girls and screaming vulgar words at them. He is known to carry a gun. Every police department, fire department and emergency service is aware of his dangerous actions and have even placed an alert on his address. If you find yourself in front of him or behind him on the road, you will more than likely see yourself on youtube that evening, regardless if you were doing anything wrong. This man is a danger to society and the public should be informed!

Tony: Hey man, I heard you had a run in with the "Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)"
Mike: Yeah, he got behind me and started filming me as I drove.
Tony: I heard he lives on South Point Rd. in Belmont, NC?
Mike: Yeah, be careful driving around Gaston County, that's where he stalks. You can google him, all his information is public.

by People Against Michael Wilson April 25, 2013