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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.
"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"
by rwrecks September 10, 2015
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Velociraptor

An individual of either sex who enjoys sexual roleplay as a dinosaur.
Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019
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velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017
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Velociraptoring

In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.

The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.
She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.
by Eejeb November 21, 2023
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velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.
"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"
by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023
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