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All dicked up

He's all dicked up.
by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017
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all dicked up

a situation or item that gets fouled up
man , this car is all dicked up

jesus your girlfriend is all dicked up
by slayer 90 October 2, 2011
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Up on someone's dick

1. Following someone around constantly.
"The king's attendant was all up on someone's dick (the king's), helping him with whatever he needed.
by donaldtrumpduckmerica September 1, 2016
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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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dick up his cunt

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.
by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017
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Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!
After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"
by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006
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