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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Drive up the ass

To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.
She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car, strapped it down and took a drive up the ass.
by Wally Banger October 30, 2008
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Taking it up the ass

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra
by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005
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private up the ass

Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.

The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.
"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"
by ZakTheDJ April 8, 2009
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra
by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005
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pickle up the ass

an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight
"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?
by SOMEONE September 26, 2004
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