Uncest

The act of being the most Unc

That is the uncest laugh I have ever heard

by Unc369 August 18, 2024

uncness

from the word unc from the word uncle, meaning oldiness.

Embrace your uncness, you unc.

by kittycattykate February 23, 2026

unchastity

Chastity belts that cause pleasure in some way, such as dildos, butt plugs, and/or vibrators. Often these forms of stimulation are fixed in place ensuring the wearer is constantly stimulated until it is removed.

The opposite of a chastity belt is an unchastity belt.

by Helpful_Vaporeon January 24, 2025

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017