two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special

A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face

I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.

by The only pimp November 25, 2018

two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.

"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020

wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special

A back up move for bitch who gives weak head

Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.

by The only pimp November 25, 2018

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

by fgsdfsq November 04, 2014

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023