twit

a person who is addicted to twitter.

"wow, he just tweeted 6 times in the past three minutes."
"what a twit."

by stuffypupz April 4, 2010

twit

Noun. A regular user of twitter, a web site and service that allows people to post short text messages. The label is not necessarily pejorative.

Even though I've never met him in real life, I know all sorts of snippets of this guy's life because he's a twit.

I just had a twit stop in the office and say he's been following my updates.

by bibliophagist April 17, 2008

twit

a fun-lovin' idiot with a three seconds memory; ALSO SEE TASH
(Actual definition from the University of Sydney's Official Dictionary)

Good Morning to you too Twit... for the 34th time today and its only 9:30am... #@^%!!!

by MT September 15, 2003

twit

The scientific term for a pregnant goldfish

bob: whoa!! that twit is sure gonna have some big baby fish!
fred: yes it is! their names will be sam, timmy, martha,...

by futurevicepres2032 July 14, 2005

Twit

Anyone who incessantly talks about or uses Twitter.

Normal person: "What are you doing?"
Twit: "I'm sending out a tweet. You know that Twitter is the new facebook right?"
Normal person: "My god you are such a twit."

by BadMojo11 May 1, 2009

twit

a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink

A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx

by Equivocator August 24, 2007

Twit

Noun. A female that thinks she guys want her cuz she acts dingy and like a dumbass around them .... especially when other or ex females are around.

Tell the twit she ain't pretty..

by Kay P. May 3, 2018