Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Taking the back door

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

by Kevie October 13, 2003

Taking a Slater

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

by artdrummer February 11, 2008

Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 18, 2003

taking from behind

Pretty much doggy style or anal. Sex where a man's behind.

Taking from behind

by Spoilers Sweetie November 3, 2013

takingston

Takingston is hot, funny, and protective. He seems weird at first but once you get to know him you will be best friends. He is nice and loving but only if you show him love in return. He gets angry easily, but can be calmed down if you handle it the right way. Takingston just wants to be treated with kindness and respect, which he deserves. He is most compatible with the zodiac sign leo. Takingston is very protective of his friends and family and would.

Takingston would fight someone to protect a friend.

by Takingston April 6, 2021

Taking one for the Team

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003