by johny November 19, 2004
a vetenarian in world war 2 who never gets called by his first name "shania" his name is always "shania twain" he is not impressed by rocket scientists and has no gaydar whatsoever, he currently roams mexican streets penny picking and peeling apples in his spare time. He has been known to use public bathrooms not flushing afterwards the infamous turds are being left all over mexico.
tourist-
"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"
mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"
"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"
mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"
by jaawdan October 3, 2009
This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.
Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii
by boigirlheadapple November 10, 2019
This word is used to describe schools that are full of rich people who are immature, basic, and pretend to be ghetto.
by FronkingIsAnExtremeSport April 18, 2019
A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.
Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."
by PatrickNewman October 27, 2010
by Yuckyduckfronking April 18, 2019
The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
by GarKing May 24, 2022