Satan's Trident

When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do

Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.

by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018

fork and trident

An expression used to explain someone's substandard thinking capacity and/or verbal creativity.

Go slap the cereal monkey you fork and trident.

by Void July 19, 2003

Trident Ninja

Is A Really good Sniper Better That his friends. Montages are really good good music and good person.

His YouTube. Trident Ninja

by I Love Him Hear The bEst December 4, 2020

The Forbidden Trident

When a girl farts, quiefs, and pees at the same time.

Did you hear Susie in the bathroom? I think she just made the forbidden trident.

by Pseudonahm January 12, 2021

trident gum

the best gum company, amazing tweets i love them /p

i love ''trident gum''

by hesatruedickhead August 30, 2021

trident burning

where a trident is burned in a church in front of a church or preachers house ect. the trident symbolises satanism ect.

They had a trident burning at that church down the street.

by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009

trident

A black skinned european living in america.

They make fun of ebonics but they find the trident's accent charming

by Armelius Rochean Dupree February 25, 2005