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transcanine

A sorry excuse to try and justify having intimate relations with dogs.
Bob: Y'know Jeff came out as transcanine the other day?

Tom: Oh God no.
by beanb February 3, 2023
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Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".
Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"
by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015
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Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.
As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells
by classicbadger January 26, 2021
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Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.
John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"
by layinlow February 28, 2011
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Transplant

A person (usually in their 20s) that moves from suburban/ rural America to any major city. Generally, these people are running away from or ashamed of their pasts and seeking to fruitlessly reinvent themselves and adhere to every possible perceived "trendy urban" stereotype ( e.g. In NYC, dressed head-to-toe in black, toting a "Manhattan Portage" bag, expensive sunglasses, etc.) making them extremely easy to spot. The phony "city" act is most obnoxious when the "transplant" has friends from their hometown visiting or they are back in their real hometown visiting.
The transplants look to live near busy avenues that offer some sort of social scene, bars, cafes, restaurants, etc.
by BKOG January 10, 2010
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transpantshydration

1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellent linguistic mastery, or waterballoons.

2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet

v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly
- Alec underwent transpantshydration after watching a documentary on red-shouldered eagl hawks.

1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.

2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me

3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles February 27, 2009
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Transponster

statistical analysis and data reconfiguration Chandler’s first job on friends. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment. Team: Monica and Rachel, were asked what Chandler’s job was. Rachel blurted out: transponster
Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment.

Host: What is Chandler’s job
Monica: uhhh, something with transponding

No one:
Rachel: OHHH OHOH OH OH A TRANSPONSTER!?
Chandler: No! It’s statistical analysis and data reconfiguration!
by Bananangle April 14, 2019
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